What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[x] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy

What kind of bottom half are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort = skank
[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid
[x] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = prep
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ] Skinny jeans = beast
[ ] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ] Black = with a sexy smile
[x] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown = who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty blonde = with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[ ] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who shot
[ ] 5 = who killed
[ ] 6 = who smoked with
[ ] 7 = who farted on
[ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[x] 9 = who ate
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[x] 06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[ ] 10 = a bag of weed
[ ] 11 = a lover
[ ] 12 = a glass of milk
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = a stripper
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a jew
[ ] 18 = a homo
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a dildo
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a whore
[ ] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[ ] 29 = Micheal Jackson
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = YOUR MOM

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[ ] Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = because the voices told me to
[ ] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[x] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to
[ ] Shirtless = because I've got abs

freaky. emo. with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend. who ate. the Trojan man. because that's how I roll.

NEXT.

[x] - Dust scares you. (when i see it out of the corner of my eye, yeah)
[x] - Your mother had more than 2 children.
[ ] - You are a smoker.
[x] - You drink a lot. (when i can)
[x] - You like to write.
[ ] - You are religious.
[x] - You like to burn candles.
[ ] - You prefer juice or water over soda.
[x] - You have ridden a horse.


TOTAL SO FAR = 6

[ ] - You have done drugs.
[ ] - You are currently a drug addict.
[x] - You are very artistic.
[x] - You like stuffed animals.
[x] - You are attracted to shiny things.
[ ] - You have eaten a bug before
[x] - You love cars.
[x] - Cats are your favorite animals.
[x] - You hate animals. (hard to explain)
[x] - You are spontaneous and random

TOTAL SO FAR = 13

[x] - You like fruit a lot.
[ ] - You drive.
[x] - You make / made good grades in school.
[x] - You are going / are in / have been to college
[x] - You like for things to be very clean.
[x] - You are very messy.
[x] - You love to eat.
[x] - Christmas is your favourite holiday.
[x] - You like the beach.
[x] - You hate the colour pink.

TOTAL SO FAR = 22

[x] - You wear glasses or contacts. (I'm supposed to atleast)
[x] - You chat online a lot.
[x] - You always use correct grammar.
[x] - You like to take quizzes.
[x] - You eat out at restaurants more than you eat at home.
[x] - You enjoy swimming. (I live a mile from the beach)
[ ] - You have more than 5 pets.
[ ] - You have more than 10 pets.
[x] - You believe in ghosts.
[x] - You have seen a ghost. (I think i have who knows though, nothing good happens after 2 a.m.)

TOTAL SO FAR = 30

[x] - You prefer comedy movies over romance movies.
[x] - You like dancing, either doing it yourself or watching.
[ ] - You have been to a strip club.
[ ] - You drink coffee in the morning.
[x] - You like to be awake at night.
[x] - You don't go outside often.
[x] - You love to read.
[x] - You believe in an afterlife of some kind.
[x] - You have had short hair.
[x] - You know how to cook well.

GRAND TOTAL = 38

Answers

0 - 1 = Mosquito.
2 - 3 = A weed.
4 - 5 = Daisy.
6 - 7 = Janitor.
8 - 9 = Goose.
10 - 11 = Rock.
12 - 13 = Fireman.
14 - 15 = Rose.
16 - 17 = Mouse.
18 - 19 = Cow.
20 - 21 = Rabbit.
22 - 23 = Mental Patient.
24 - 25 = Grass.
26 - 27 = Water.
28 - 29 = Bat.
30 - 31 = Hippo.
32 - 33 = Crocodile.
34 - 35 = Vampire.
36 - 37 = Horse.
38 - 39 = Hawk.
40 - 41 = Spider.
42 - 43 = Flea.
44 - 45 = Princess or Prince.
46 - 47 = President

I'm a hawk!